Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
Your birth is mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.
I'm the master of low expectation.
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking.
The unspoken word never deoes harm.
The stone often recoils on the head of the thrower.
Don't Move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
Is that the way they drive in Tienanmen Square, bitch?
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could succeed.
Earth has it boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Do not speak, unless it improves upon silence.
When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest.